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Let's get personal😉



Hiyaaa

Happy new week.

Guess you're fine right??

If not, I bet you can always talk to me and I'll be sure to give my rapt attention.


And yea, where are the icons o? it's still BBN lockdown celebration mode and I'm congratulating Laycon. If only we can share the money together or I should goan do a video claiming I'm pregnant for him nih🤔 since everyone is clinching with him already. Lol. Don't mind me o


You will permit me to type this as the spirit leads tonight because I'm stressed already.


You know that moment that you're anxiously waiting for school resumption  then school resumes and you become quite reluctant to travel immediately. 


So there's this stuff I would like to share with you.


Wait o, lemme drink water😂


Just calm down ehn

It's not that serious.


You know I told you I want us to get personal?

I would just like to know what you would have done if you were in my shoes o.


As you know, I'm a radio baby. I love doing the talking, whether presenting, hosting, moderating and every other purposeful talking.


I was on my way to OG jamz that Tuesday morning, looking peng my usual way though I was finer kinda that day😜 whatever


I took a bike with one other guy to Roundabout Mokola from Iwo road. The local girl (that I am) ehn was just shouting and cautioning the rider to use his sense when he was speeding unnecessarily (the fact that I don't have a spare life at home). The guy in the middle was forming one big boy (not bothered), in my mind I was like ''wehdone sir'' 


It was time to alight, I paid my fare and moved on jejely to get another bike to Ring road, na so the guy hastened to meet me 

Guy: ''Hey wasup''

Me: I'm good thanks (still walking and looking for a bike to flag down)

Guy: Which school are you? Give me your number

Gosh did I hear that clearly? Thoughts were flying in my head like what kinda shit is this ntori olohun. Do people still approach ladies immaturely like this? I even thought he had sense o since he was looking like a fine boy.

You mean after wassup is where I school?

What if I'm done schooling or I'm a mother of two ehn

Even if you were in a hurry to get to know me, the order of question is wrong mehn.

Good for me, as I was thinking of the best way to reply him, I saw a bike and left him there.

Maybe I should have taught him morals though.



What would you have done o?

I await your response


Virtual hugs🤗🤗🤗


Comments

  1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing. It's better you don't answer him. Guys like that are premature.😄

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