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I have seen👀



I have seen

But could be in trouble if I say


I have seen a wife

lied to her husband

that she's away to see her mum

when in actuality

promiscuity took her from Ibadan to Lagos


I have seen a husband

pretending before the wife to be broke

but giving luxury to Bola the side chick

getting home late with excuse on traffic

raining curses on his innocent boss


I have seen some children

multiplying tuition fee by four

for flex and designer tops

prodigious living on parent's loan


I have seen

But could be in trouble if I say


I have seen pickpockets

at bus stops during rush hour

unleashing their terror 

but "fem" my mouth is shut


I have seen MDs

who pretend to be kind

desperate to taste honey in jar

before giving out the job

"use what you have to get what you want"

Congratulations, resume on Monday


I have seen business owners

selling their products and services

with exaggerated qualities

Mere falsity for pecuniary gains


I have seen

But could be in trouble if I say


I have seen politicians

promising heaven on earth

sugar-coated mouth of men and women

failed promises in four years or eight


I have seen celebrities

flaunt wealth and bask in affluence

expensive life for the gram

may be suffering and smiling


I have seen pastors

stage miracles

heresies and misinterpreted scriptures

dancing to devil's tune at midnight

most righteous at daytime


My eyes have seen

My ears have heard

But I could be in trouble if I say


© Lollycious


What have you seen that you can't say?

Virtual hugs fam

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